O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
My feet surprised me
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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