Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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