I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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