So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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