Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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