Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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