As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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