It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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