oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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