I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
