Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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