i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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