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(845): View more from New York

maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night

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(620): View more from Kansas

I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about

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(217): View more from Illinois

It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.

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(205): View more from Alabama

we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.

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(661): View more from California

Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil

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(303): View more from Colorado

I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B

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(440): View more from Ohio

I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage

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(706): View more from Georgia

No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can

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