I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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