So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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