they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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