You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She bit a glass in half.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Randomize
