plz talk dirty to me
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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