i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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