Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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