New invention idea: vibrating tampons
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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