I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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