I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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