I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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