When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
