Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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