First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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