Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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