i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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