what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
