I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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