Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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