She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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