Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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