no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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