Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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