im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i think my cat just said my name.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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