Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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