i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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