Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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