Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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