You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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