You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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