I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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