She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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