Me too!
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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