whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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