Need sex. Gaining weight.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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