You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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