He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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