Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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