I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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