Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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