Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
